What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”She is very sexyful!”

How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?

You Only Live Twice

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

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The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Goldfinger

Do you know a good lawyer joke?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

Why is rap* a crime?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

Can you explain the difference between “mi piace” and “mi piacciono” in Italian?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-All the bad guys are black.

Do you agree that firearms are the most common weapon used in homicides of spouses, intimate partners, children or relatives? Should this data influence gun control policies?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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